Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Neither does he.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Sac

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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i'm funny

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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