- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Mitt Romney penis

Butt poop.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Mormons having fun.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

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