My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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nipple

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Mitt Romney penis

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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