- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

There's a god, just kidding.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

you know whats funny... nothing.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Women.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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