Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

civil rights

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Dear crush, I want to drink you

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

At least I dont have AIDS.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What color is red paint? Red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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