whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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