Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Rachel not blowing Robert.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

the asian kid gets an F

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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