- Anti Joke

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,