- Anti Joke

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.