What color is red paint? Red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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