Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Justin Bieber

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Penis.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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