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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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