How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

civil rights

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Knock, Knock Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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