Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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