- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Queens Park rangers

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

boobs.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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