At least I dont have AIDS.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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