- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

full house

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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