What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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