- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

your going to die

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

one day i went to bed

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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