When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

womens rights

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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