- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Flop dog

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A black person walks out of KFC

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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