Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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