- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock get lost!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

yes... that's the joke

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What's 9+10? 19

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

boobs.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Queens Park rangers

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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