What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

civil rights

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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