Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Donkey lips

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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