What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

shammmm is a lesbian.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Your Mom.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Rachel not blowing Robert.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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