- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Mormons having fun.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Your all fags

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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