Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

roses are red, violets are blue.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

you first

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

your mother

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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