theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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YOU

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Sac

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i'm funny

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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