- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Donkey lips

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

squirrels with massive bonerss

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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