- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

A black person walks out of KFC

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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