- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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