A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Penis

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Ju... Just why?

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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tims sty:)

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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