How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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chuck norris

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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