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My name is Harry.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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i have two hands.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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