Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Republicans

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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