What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Guess What! HI!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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