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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

one day i went to bed

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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