How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Anti Joke

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