Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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one day i went to bed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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