- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

I'm off to my tank guys!

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Bumsniffer

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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