to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Justin Beiber

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Your mom.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

your life

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Black People.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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