What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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