a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Gun Control

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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