- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Tim and Eric

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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