- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Womens rights

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

A man buys a prius

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