- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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