The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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TIMMAH!

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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