Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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