- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Harry Styles

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!