What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Take off your shoes.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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