WNBA

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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