Flop dog

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Your mom.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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