hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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WNBA

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Trashcan!

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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