What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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