What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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brandon ya twwat

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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