Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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acualy is dolan

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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