Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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poo is yummy

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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