- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

religion.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

donald................duck for president

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

who is mark

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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