Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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women's rights.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Woman rights.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Pinus Testicles

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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