- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

whats black? a black man

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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