Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Nicolas Cage

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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