Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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I hate blackniggers

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Anti Joke

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