- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

learn the ropes?

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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