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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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