Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A black guy gets a job...

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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hi bye

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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