How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Women's rights

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

The Game.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Dogs in my home.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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