- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.