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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Where's my baby??

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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