Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Nicolas Cage

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Obama

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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