Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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I never asked for this.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Anti Joke

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