- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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