One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Cleveland winning something

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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fava beans

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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homework

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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