- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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