Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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