- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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