- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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