- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

poop

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why? Whats wrong?

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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