- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Women's rights.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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