what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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