- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Nickelback

What time is it? 20:45.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Billy Cundiff.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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