How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What time is it? 20:45.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Billy Cundiff.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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