Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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