What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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