Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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This sentence is false.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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That's not what she said.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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