- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Get in the car.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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