man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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