- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

bryden is a faggot

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Grammer is very important

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Your mom.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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