How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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