What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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