Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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A mans opinion.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Grammer is very important

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Your mom.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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