- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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