What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Two english guys meet at work

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

donald................duck for president

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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