Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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