How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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