- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

cancer

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

The NBA and womens sports

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

DESERT

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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