- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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