Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Black People.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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