A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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whats black? a black man

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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