Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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BenWuzHear

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Women's sports.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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obama leadership

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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