- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

I just can't stand sitting down!

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

You are Nerochan right?

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

The Holocaust.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Mormons having fun.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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