Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Gays

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Womens rights

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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