- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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