What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Barack Obama

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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miley cyrus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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