What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Once upon a cross

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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