What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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hey bill!

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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crap!!

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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your mom

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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The 13th Amendment...

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Anti Joke

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