What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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