What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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woman's rights

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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hi will

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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