- Anti Joke

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane