whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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knock, knock come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Anti Joke

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