- Anti Joke

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

how do you confuse a blond?