- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

A seal walks into a club.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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