Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Your mom is fat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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