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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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guess what? chicken butt.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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