why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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