Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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LOL May Wong

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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