how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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raping black women

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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