Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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