You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

An asian without a future.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Jaden McMichael

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Michael Castillo is gay

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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