- Anti Joke

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown