what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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whoa there

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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