why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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