Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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knock knock come in

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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