Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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