What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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